Man I miss Bush. And I hate Trump for making me miss Bush.

So much truth inside one cardigan.

I work at a library that has online chat reference. Ever since the notorious tweet, every time we have an unmanned hour, someone sends out an email to our list serv asking for someone to fill the hour and they’ve started using covfefe in every way possible. So now every single chat hour request I get from my coworkers…

I like the way you think!

Dude that is a DISTURBINGLY good idea.

Remember when the made-up words coming from the White House were like, misunderestimate? And “this is where I office?” Simpler times.

Appreciation? For tax returns? I see what you did there. ;)

Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

FUCK YOURSELF TRUMP!!!

Hey, my old Congressman! Good on you, Mike.

My principal (I teach) decided, after Trump was inaugurated, to move his family to France once this school year ends next week. He says it is to have an adventure, but I have a sneaking suspicion that is not the whole of it. I have now been thinking of moving to Canada lately, a lot.

Nah, she isn’t stupid. But she is in deep GOP, being Mitch McConnel’s wife and everything.

And what the fuck is Chao talking about? Is she willfully ignoring the years of job and economic gains under the previous administration, or is she truly just stupid?

When he said “I build things” once, in a speech, I flew into a rage. I wanted to beat him to death with my calloused, care-worn hands. Hands that have done dishes, and helped frame a house, and assembled a motor, and planted and tended vegetables, and cut, split, and hauled firewood.

I don’t understand it either.

It’s Trump. Of course you have to provide your own.

“Sir, I just wish I was taller so that I could climb even higher up your ass than I already am.”

Every single one of them is in the position because they kissed his ass, expecting them to not know to do that some more in the cabinet meeting is folly.

Which is ironic because, of all his cabinet members, she least needs to suck up to Trump because he needs the financial support of her family and he wouldn’t think of going after her.

I was listening on the radio and had to turn it off. They were ridiculous. The worst was DeVos. She was talking about making sure that all children in America have access to the best education ever! Moron.