Anyone else HATE misuse of swears? “Pursued her like a bitch?” Why not “pursued her like a cocksucker” or “pursued her like a disgusting piece of shit inside the ass?” Makes just as much sense.

At least Trump got the urge to brag about everything going on in his life to the first stranger he meets out of his system then. Oh, wait.

Yeah... the answer is right there. Good on his daughter for calling out their shit though... he thought she was calling to see if he was ok? Hahaha. I have to say... I hate Billy Bush... but if he gave this apology tour before Election Day I would hate him a little less. It’s almost like A LOT of people waited til…

“Billy reached out to me just about three weeks ago by email. He wrote a really nice apology, which I appreciated very much.”

“My now-16-year-old daughter called me and she was in tears and she was really upset, and I said, ‘Mary, it’s going to be OK. Don’t worry.’ And she said, ‘No, why were you laughing at the things that he was saying on that bus? Why were you playing along with that? It wasn’t funny.’ And I said, ‘Mary, I’m sorry and…

Yes, because according to the Twitter alt-right, at least, Mrs. O would definitely have done that on a state visit to Israel.

But carry on with that rich, white girl fantasy where writing a tell-all will make everything okey dokey.

at one point Whoopi said that the last 100 plus days have been like a “horror sci-fi movie” with a monster jumping out at you from every corner “making your panties wet.”

People need to get over the misconception that Melania Trump is their imprisoned ally.

Stamina. Hillary Clinton didn’t let walking pneumonia keep her from campaigning, although maybe she shouldn’t have, as much for the health of those around her as for her health.

Watching the video of Twitterfingers at the Western Wall, I was struck by two things:

TBH I would still kill a man to have Michelle’s shoulders and arms. The woman is FIT and serves body. I cannot even imagine being 50 years old and looking as amazing as MO. She is a major fitness goal.

Wait. So he’s skipping planned excursions because he can’t take a helicopter all the way to the top, can’t climb stairs without assistance, and saying things he wasn’t supposed to say about Islam because he’s “tired”? And it’s crickets from all those people who were worried about Hillary’s stamina....

I can’t help but shake the feeling that Sean wears the socks afterwards, too...

I was thinking more along the lines of “Help Melania, you are my only hope of not falling down the stairs,” and she was like “I hope you do and break your neck”.

Ew. Nope. Not going to think about it. Ew. Ew. Ew.

Speaking of spuds. From The Onion:

It kind of reads like they strategized to kill this prick. Good job.

*She. :) Don’t fuck around with mothers of any species.