Ah, I love that movie!

As hilariously named as this bill may be, the underlying issue is dead serious. Example: tweets from @realDonaldTrump are being used in rulings against his heinous and mercifully failed travel ban(s).

I feel ya. When my mother died in 2006, I paid a shocking amount of money to have her out-of-tune piano (estimated value: $300) moved across the country to my home. It wasn’t even our family childhood piano—she bought it a few years before her death. But it was HERS. My sister still has most of Mom’s clothes (Sis is a…

This is how Alec Baldwin could become President!

Seriously, this might work. They already live in an alternate reality, they may never notice if we actually created one for them.

God, I was okay today until I watched that video of President Obama’s Cabinet meeting presser. Three calm, professional minutes of him thanking his cabinet members repeatedly, laying out the agenda for their meeting, and then thanking the press was enough to send me into sobs for what we’ve lost.

Franken spoke in my city this weekend and told the baby blanket anecdote. He then immediately followed the anecdote it by saying that he could call Sessions out because he believes that Sessions is “a threat to democracy.”

I’m shocked—SHOCKED—that his orangeness hasn’t tweeted about this ruling yet. His most recent tweet (at around 7:30 EDT) was about the Clemson Tigers (???). Did his social media weasel (whose name escapes me at the moment) take his phone away again?

That’s the part that really pisses me off—that Zinke et al are planning to completely ignore the express wishes of the Intertribal Coalition. As if they haven’t been fucked with enough.

While there are many plusses to the coke-fueled heart attack, I want him to live for a long, long time. I want him to lose office somehow (don’t care how at this point), be convicted of a string of felonies, lose his assets to those nasty civil forfeiture laws, serve a number of years in a medium-security facility…

Hire Gianforte’s lawyer, have a few friendly beers with the county sheriff, and you’d be looking at 40 hours of community service, some “anger management” classes, and a wee fine. Might be worth it. (IANAL, however.)

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I’m just worried that, once the inevitable vagina steam lawsuits begin, we won’t know because of the Drumpf domination of the news cycle.

Very happy to see the criminally underutilized “faith and begorra” make an appearance.

For many reason, I’m clinging to the memory of Mister Rogers these days.

Hopefully they’re also hiring a security team. I would. (Except I don’t ever play the lottery, so I’ll never win, and thus will never need a financial/legal/security team.)

In that top photo, it looks like the orange doofus is trying to steal Melania’s purse. (I wouldn’t put it past him.)

If you work at Starbucks, I bow to your patience and drink artistry. Listening to half the people in line at my neighborhood outlet makes me despair for humanity.

Amen to this. There are some principled conservative journalists and pundits. (Kills me to admit it, but there we are.) Lewandowski is decidedly not one of them.

Agreed. And it’s not even a “generalization,” it’s total bullshit.