Shipping a boat? Isn’t that just called an upgrade?

This will end poorly.

That first sentence feels racist to me.

Dillon Brooks should be more like Grayson Allen, a true sportsman.

Yes, but this sounds like Lue’s-lose scenario.

Exciting news for the Cleveland economy, as the Factory of Sadness has now increased production for the 220th straight year.

“Dwyane, Chris, Melo, we did it! We won the championship, and we did it all together! This is everything I had dream—”

It’s a shame they didn’t have those field mics that give you crystal clear audio of the action. Then we might have finally known if Prince knew what he was talking about.

Every player should declare for the draft. There’s zero downside for the player. The only people harmed by players declaring are coaches trying to figure out their team / recruiting needs for the next year. Coach Cal is explicitly encouraging his players to put their needs ahead of his. It’s undebatably a good thing.

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid:

That’s the most epic burn from an ex-Niners’ coach since Tomsula accidentally used the linen setting when ironing York’s silk shirts.

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

I’d fire her coach for telling her to hit the ground running.

[reads word “songhazi”]

That was the second-best bank shot of the day, behind only Northern Iowa’s.

Coincidentally, Ted Cruz relies on providence for extremely rare big victories as well.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

Dinger-socking contest? Looks like a case for... Chris Paul!

One thing is certain: among 51-year-old hitters, Bonds is clearly the cream of the crop.

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.