I haven’t seen that many bricks since Kobe went 5-15 from floor Sunday night.

Normally I’d say the ref should give him a red card, but that might only make him angrier.

A-yup

Yes!

First he praised Missouri’s football teams, but I did not speak, for I had no idea they still had football teams in Missouri.

Well, in fairness to Trump, why should he be right about this after anything/everything he’s said so far?

Wow - it’s been awhile since any Republican has won the Urban vote.

That fox has already made more money on the golf course this year than any tiger.

SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING!

This is Cleveland, Barry.

They’ll cut him at 3:59, this afternoon.

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

Taken from my roof at 2pm a few Tuesdays ago. Its a lifestyle, not a cut.

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

I’d make a joke about his ear, but I don’t know how to spell cauliflower.

Apple, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Much like Kobe’s teammates, she never had a shot.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Reminds me a lot of Ricky Williams, seeing such a promising career cut short by grass.

NFL execs are already lining up for the 2020 offseason, when they can finally sign a free agent who comes without any baggage.