Eye see what you did there.

The Tribe haven’t had this much success since Little Bighorn.

Great, another Patriot with deflated balls.

Oof. I need a shower after that.

Sounds like negotiations with Cousins were unnecessarily Curt.

You idiot.

Good point. I actually put this on the paper. I assume she’s just an attention seeker, but I don’t see how the paper benefits from this. Queue the apology from the editorial staff in 3...2...1...

You must have missed the episode where Cliff was falsely accused of raping 60 women.

Fisher took Barnes’ wife then crashed his car. Sounds like he’s practicing the ol’ pick and roll.

This is a culture that celebrates turning left, so being left is kind of an honor.

Nice to see the racist cop be on the receiving end of a firing after an illegal stop.

Cardinal rules?

Was Agent Orange was involved?

That’s some jedi level mindfuckery by Hillary.

Counterpoint: Trump and his clan are dumb enough. No snark.

I’m all for Trump spending more time in the club house and less time in the White House.

C’mon, man. Even Trump knows the locker room is no place for locker room talk.

The Browns should look into hiring the Giants’ facilities guy. They’ve got holes to fill all over the place.

More of The Mistake, this time featuring the Factory of Sadness and the Lake.

Steele Probes Cause Release of Blatter and End in Golden Shower.