Her wins would be more impressive if they made her race against other swimmers.

Stanton’s ball's deep in fans.

Don't worry, no one is reading anyway.

That’s all we got? THREE GOD DAMN WINS?*

Comments like yours should be reserved exclusively for ObscureSimpsonsReference.

Build a wall around Missouri!

I don’t get it, Coach. Why can’t they cut off a leg?

With those qualifications, this guy would be an excellent choice for Trump’s Surgeon General.

Several sources confirmed that Fitz unfriended the Jets on Facebook!

The sheer number of bike cops is incredible. Here’s a picture of a protest that went by my office this afternoon. That’s all of the protesters on the left. I couldn’t capture the line of bikes that followed.

“We are embarrassed to admit don’t have a firm grasp on the details of how Communist money began to infiltrate American media institutions following the 2008 economic collapse”

I agree. That's kind of what I was getting at in my reply to the first comment.

You may be right, but I have a hard time accepting that anyone, no matter how busy or important, can be told that a direct report and friend engaged in pedophilia — at the workplace, no less — and not think that much about it. There has to be some calculus, subconscious or otherwise, where the superior thinks that…

How good does someone have to be at their job for their employer to be cool with the sexual abuse of minors? I've never heard that Sandusky was the best defensive coordinator ever, and I don't understand why Paterno or anyone else at PSU would look the other way even if he was.

The officers who walked off were just upset at all the shots the Lynx were missing during warm ups.

Those aren’t shorts. They’re 40" inseam cargo pants.

And here I was worried ESPN would make a change that would make me consider watching the show.

I don’t appreciate Melo undermining my stereotype about dumb jocks.

Thank god for booger-eating gingers to provide a little comic relief on dark days like this.

Was going to say exactly this. Beat me to it.