Kyrie was outstanding in the Finals, but this wasn’t even a close call. What makes Skip so special is his unique willingness to drop the hottest of hot takes combined with his talent for being objectively wrong.

Only two? Looks like DJ isn’t the only one who’s been improving his lie.

Where can one find these NJ gas stations? Asking for a friend.

Lookin’ good, Snoop!

That’s it, I am naming my next three kids Po-Jung Wang.

Everyone calm the fuck down. As soon as the Browns hire a 17' tall receiver, they'll be back on track.

And Pinault went "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

The NBA, because the league looks the other way on a lot of hacking. Then I'd congratulate Philly for winning first pick in the 2017 lottery.

That photo drives home the point: the Sharks really need to ketchup.

The entire team should be in the protocol after the beating they took last night.

Totally, right? I mean, it was just a little bit of rape that happened on his watch, not a lot.

And, coincidentally, at the bottom of a scrum.

Sadly, this isn't the first time a padre acted inappropriately toward his boys, and it probably won't be the last.

These comments don’t cut the mustard?

Because there’s nothing like watching a bunch of Mongolian women play softball to rekindle that old Olympic spirit.

“Soccer has been berry berry good to me.”

Larry Craig: [reads headline, nods approvingly]

“Basketball players definitely should NOT be responsible for their own flailing limbs and whatever reproductive organs fall victim to their trashing.”

The Thunder played well all around, but the biggest rebound of the night was by Steven Adams’ nuts.

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