Give Jordan a break. He's still new to boxing, and no one has shown him the ropes.

“I brought the ball over the top this way, he fouled me, and my leg went up. I know my core’s not strong enough to stop my leg halfway from wherever it’s going.”

As a Giants fan, I’m perfectly okay with the self-immolation of anything Dodgers-related, too.

Someone ought to take a close look at this Tommy John character. Guy must be a total hack; his surgery has been screwing up pitchers’ arms for years!

I'd entertain the former theory, but not the latter. What do the Mets have to gain from hiding an injury from their fans if that injury is the reason Harvey can't perform? The fans turned on Harvey, at least last night, and that can't be good for the organization.

Insider trading is unlawful because those who engage in it unfairly use an imbalance of information to extract value (or steal!) — in Phil’s case, $931,000 — from their less informed trading partners. That’s theft, and it’s why insider trading can be, and very often is, a crime.

Kobe, of course, was motivated by the crippling fear that he would miss 100% of the shots he didn’t take.

I’m not surprised the main guys have been charged already, and like you, I tend to doubt Phil will get hit with anything criminal, particularly because he's apparently agreed to give the money back.

Short answer: Higher burden of proof for criminal charges. Longer answer: The SEC enforces civil violations; it’s up to the US Attorneys Office to determine whether to pursue criminal charges. The two frequently work in tandem, with the SEC conducting the investigation and then turning its findings over to the US…

Just when I thought a golfer named Phil couldn't be any whiter, you go and do something like this...

You seem fun.

This stinks, but I guess we all knew that Odor will not be appealing.

And apparently a wise one, given the amount of time he spends talking out of his ass.

You know what I believe? I believe that Bill Simmons is sick. (Really, look at that close-up. That's not the face of a healthy man.)

Nice shot, Bro.

Maybe. But you can't put a square peg in a round hole.

If you think this is tough to listen to, you should hear Monica Seles serve up a deuce.

Obligatory "Down goes Frazier!"

Good for him. Most college kids would hit the pipe.

So, I guess this is why they should wear helmets?