What you can't see is the 10 grams of coke he's keeping in the glovebox, and the hooker in the passenger seat, giving him a beej.

Which was only 0.8 second slower than a 1990 Ferrari 348TB

Because you already own one unreliable British thing:

I dare you Doug. I double dare you to get a Brodozer. Any infact. You can find one on the net with endless options, and prices. Resale will be easy with all the bros out there.

Ahh, the internet. Without it, I think Microsoft Excel would have failed as a product, its use is so opaque. When is it a comma and when is it a colon, and more importantly, in 2015 WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

Depending on your credit score, BMW will let leasers choose between a 114 hp model (316d)

I am a millennial, living in a large city and I have two cars. One is an E30 which needs work (differential and rod knock) - I’ll be doing the work, the other is an LS400. Millennials love cars, it’s just that they’re not buying cars because most of them are boring pieces of crap if we’re talking about new cars or a…

Vroom vroom.

God I wish cops would pull people over for this more often. I get stuck behind some Toyota/Lexus doing this exact thing almost every day.

Going 24 in a 35. Fuck that must be irritating.

Driving too slowly? Bet humans don’t get pulled over for that too often.

May this man partake of the bottomless breadbasket of dicks, served hot and buttered directly into his lockjawed mouth by a conveyer belt stuck on maximum forward. Amen.