I would like to know how President Trump and the Republican Party are going to somehow make this a bad car.

Its only a matter of time before this is “Jalopnik - Democratic or Die”

I’m sad by how prescient this comment is.

Is this why Patrick George left?  So jalopnik could get another Chevy sports car demo?

Here ya go...

Speaking of Chrysler the motherfucking ME412

Here... but there are many, many others on the web.

Yeah.

Agreed except for one: Screaming Chicken. I know it’s impossible now with the demise of Pontiac, but if it was put on a quasi-legit resurrected Firebird, I would check that option box.

Probably because it was designed by engineers in China.

What is “back-pressure” and why is it bad to straight-pipe your car?

How does the fuel shark work to increase my power and gas mileage?

We always strive to improve our morals. Morale on the other hand....

I mean, like, I would, but still.

I feel like that Mustang is perfectly fitted for crowd control since if the crowd gets out of control it’s just going to mow them down.

It had never occurred to me before, but now I kind of want it to be a GMC.

Cold Hummus is what’s wrong with the world. 

which is a different thing that is not racism

Top 15 cars that somehow all have the Camry Dent