rapejezebel
RAPE JEZEBEL
rapejezebel

The law is, if you aren’t passing in the passing lane move over to the center or far right lane. Jack, that is not hard to understand. Is it?

If I’m bored, and want to entertain myself, this is what I do:

Turn in your Jalopnik card now.

Crest! The toothpaste equivalent to the left lane!

The speed limit on the Long Island Expressway is 55 but the average speed is closer to 75. Do the speed limit in the left lane and you are sure to piss off every single driver around you. So take your +2 bullshit and GTFOver.

May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?

You’re on the wrong site. Jezebel is that way ====>.

Go fuck yourself.

One time while driving down i-81 in my wifes’ 07 Saab 9-3 Aero with a Stage 0 Vtuner, I came upon a pickup hauling a dresser, a desk, 6 goats, 8 life preservers 3 cans of mayonnaise and some KY driving slower than the VA limit of 70. I sat behind him for about 1/4 mile. He was keeping pace with a car in the right

Surely you cannot be serious. This is a problem that people do shit like this. It’s fucking unsafe to pass people on the right, jackwagon.

One more mod..the mod that allows you to do this is bullshit

FUCK THIS SHIT!!! AAARGHH!

Homemade apple pie (using apples grown by anti-Monsanto farmers)

...And of course the Stealth (from Matchbox)

1993 Dodge Viper