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Nope, the worst they get is maybe saying “my pleasure” in a colder tone of voice. 

I thought it was from peanuts?

The electric conversion is probably the only reason this survived as long as it did. Had it remained practical to use, it would have either rusted away or been beat to hell as a landscaper or carpenter’s cheap work truck, like pretty much all the other ‘80s Rangers. 

Volkswagen officially refers to their original logo as the "sunwheel" .

But, it did seat 6 and the doors were almost as long as the front and back doors on the Navigator combined. 

You think that's a nice truck?

No, but it did spend 81 days in the shop over the course of 14 months. Honestly, a mechanical failure that leaves you stranded but can be fixed in 24 hours is preferable to that one electrical glitch they had that kept it out of commission for a solid month. And the fact that they had to keep taking it back over and

I found a clearer spy shot:

It was certainly the most elegant solution they could have come up with that didn’t involve a major redesign of the whole front clip. 

Can you stop reporting on Nobe until they’re actually in a position to take my money and leave one of their cars in my driveway? Pleaseandthankyou. 

My mom’s been an ER nurse for 40 years, we grew up hearing the rants. Guy slips in shower, falls on pointy shampoo bottle; someone threw up two days ago and feels fine, but hadn’t previously thrown up in a long time; otherwise healthy kid has mild fever so mother drags him out of the house at 2am in a panic, etc.

My brother refuses to fix anything that happens to his Genesis if it "wasn't his fault" . Bumper has a big scuff and hole in it, loose in one corner, and some big dings on the driver's side. Couple of hit and runs in the Giant parking lot, apparently. Complains all the time about how beat up his car is getting, even

To be fair, he was at least intelligent enough to stop and try to fix it, as opposed to continuing to drive while spraying a shower of sparks. Unlike that moron in a newish Lincoln MKsomething I was behind on I95 last week. No rubber left on the rim and multiple drivers honking and flashing lights to get her to pull

Warm climates in general tend to attract more crazy and/or moronic people.

Goes to ER and repeatedly bitches about having to wait 45 minutes to get some Neosporin and a Band Aid while the people with heart attacks and severe allergic reactions are admitted ahead of him.

Supposedly, they came up with that line first, then had a conversation about which celebrity would be believable as saying it, and settled on Sinatra. 

Probably, because those episodes were rerun endlessly on Comedy Central well into the ‘00s. I’m a millennial, and certainly remember.

What about the Sensitive Naked Man?

That does sound like it would work well as an unnecessary title drop awkwardly forced into dialogue.