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Can’t be 14. Sounds like death in China.

It’s called call bar. Been on jailbreak forever

Sometimes I ask so I know when to get off the couch and pretend that I’m cleaning.

I knew Apple should have stuck with big cat names!

How about just being able to toggle the wifi truly on or off from control center instead of 10 steps to get there. 

I always scream, “Never!” then hang up. It keeps the mystery going in our relationship.

Ok but how big are the seats?

Why did I have to scroll down so far to find this. This should be #1.

Despite Jalopnik’s desire to smear and end all ride sharing companies, I know my friends and I (and legions of people) here in San Diego will continue to gleefully use Uber and Lyft because they are 10x better than the alternative. So yeah, keep trying Jalopnik.. it isn’t going to work.

You’re fucking kidding me, right? You have to pay taxes because it’s the law. And you know why you pay taxes? To pay for infrastructure. Like roads. Police. The fire department. Defense. The fucking military. If you make more, you pay more. That’s how the system is supposed to work. It’s not a fucking maze that only

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.

No, this shouldn’t be the “other” real story. This is THE story. Nobody should be forced to make this kind of choice, especially when they are well into their 70s and 80s, especially when they live in the richest country that spend 600 billion dollar on military each year.

You shut your whorish mouth!

They can repeal whatever Federal laws they want.
But if car makers want to a) sell cars in California (and other states with their own environmental regs), and b) not carry a special California line in addition to their standard lines, car makers will still be beholden to emissions standards.

Moving the bar is not the

I’ve heard that peeing after sex helps prevent UTIs.

America has been made great again.

On the plus side, the judge found in his favour, and his building and hobby are safe.

On the other hand, he still has assholes for neighbours.

(Yes, I’m English, so favour and neighbour are spelled correctly)

Not really much of a win for anyone. The neighbors hate each other and I believe the legal fees for both sides are past $50k.