So, please tell me that Im not the only one that thought this was about Cory Booker Running a D&D game...
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The hammer is my penis.
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My mom is going to be so disappointed. (Also, i told her I posted that story on the INTERWEBZZZ, and her delicate southern sensibilities could not handle it.)
He is so freaking beautiful.
The true heroes are effortless.
I hate public proposals, but after 4 glasses of wine I'm laying on my stomach on the couch weeping. THEY'RE SO HAPPY!!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!! SO MUCH JOYYY!
I bow to your brilliance.
Easiest blind item EVER you guys...
The is a Harry Potter reference for every moment in a person's life :)
Age: I was 16, he was 17, and I felt like a goddamn badass.
YES!
Age: 20
Location: His swingin' bachelor pad. It was bug infested, but the fact that he didn't live with his mom made me hot and bothered.
Partner: A guy I had met a week prior, whom my cousin insisted I date (Her argument: "He's a rapper, but he's a really decent guy").
How it went down: I was hanging out on his bed…
Age: 17
Age: 20
That Harlequin on the right did all he could, but the Ticktockman finally got him.
F**kin sheep.
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Here ya go