I did it to try to help humanity, whom I love.

The Friends star generously says that Hayek’s “long-winded ideas weren’t always helpful,”

My guess for the next Mathew Perry book excerpt: “Betty White kept trying to give me comedy advice for like, 20 minutes. Finally I had to kick the old broad in the face just to shut her up.”

Why would someone like Davis or Blanchett appear on Hot Ones?

I’m typing this with six fingers just to emphasize how necessary it is to keep mentioning it.

“and not a single person responded to us in that process”

“After listening to this nonsense for about twenty minutes”

Maybe he shoulda named this book Matthew Perry Shits On The World

I’m increasingly starting to wonder whether it wouldn’t have just been easier to make a short Youtube video of Matthew Perry pouring gasoline over a bridge and then setting it on fire?

On screen, you might be able to replicate the color values in RGB. But when it comes to printing, you’d need specific Pantone inks to create the same exact colors they own. Which is basically what Pantone is all about.

You might be able to get CMYK values close to Pantone swatches, but it won’t be exact. Like someone…

Pantone is only important when designing physical products or for print to make sure the colors of the product or print are accurate and consistent.

“I contacted like... 20 of the victims families to see if they would let me make money off of their pain, and each said nothing.”

“But the Ouija board said yes.”

All jokes aside, that is a horrible attempt at making yourself out to be on the side of right in this situation. If this was a news story, I could see you…

You’re right insofar as it applies to viewing on a screen.

As a kid in New Jersey and then various New England states in the 1970s, the brand of cold pack cheese was Wispride (nodding to its roots!), and either the only flavor offered was port wine, or else that was the only flavor my folks would buy, and the purple and orange was indeed bewitching. Super tasty. In the 80s, I…

That should’ve been your first hint, Ryan.

As a bicentennial baby, I always had the sense that gummy stuff entered the country in my lifetime. I vaguely remember the feeling of novelty.

Can confirm. 1982 German I class we had gummy bears as an exotic treat.

“There’s absolutely nothing wrong with going pescatarian every week. It’s a good choice, in fact, for both health and environmental reasons.”

Why on earth would anyone get a fish fry from a steam table? What waspish dystopia are these people trapped in?

Ugh. Go talk to this guy.