I can’t believe all the hype over some of the ugliest toys I’ve ever seen.

I think it’s because Styles is trying to cut straight to leading man prestige drama roles without doing the work beforehand. Most pop stars turned actors take supporting roles at best in action/comedy/musical films when they start out, and if they are asked to do something more dramatic, they stick to what they know…

The fact that an old man doesn’t like new things is shocking.

“Belvedere was a good cop!!!”

There’s an even more recent example that they could be following: Lady Gaga. She’s done pretty well for herself in her first two outings.

That would also let him learn about acting and potentially improve to the point where he could be a leading man.

It’s almost like he’s getting roles because he’s a famous singer, rather than his acting ability!

“Because he’s MY butlerpoliceman!”
[laugh track, roll credits]

All decent actors are alike, but every terrible actor is terrible in his own way.

Someone needs to take this kid’s movie career away from whatever morons are running it now.

Use Sinatra or Harry Connick Jr. as role models. Get him parts where he has nothing to do at first except be charming and handsome.

I kinda feel bad for him. It’s really clear that the industry really wants to make him a movie star, and he just might not be up to it. 

I think Styles is discovering in a very public way that it’s really difficult to be a part-time dramatic actor.

Chim-chim-cheroo, motherfuckers!

“Gi’ ‘em ‘ell’ Arry!”

That sentence doesn’t imply that the term “Hathahate” was commonly used...

Because perfectly pleasant young women are perfect targets for perfect assholes. 

Take it easy

Ughhhhhh do you guys not realize you’re contributing to this same thing now by shitting on Olivia Wilde every day? And it always seems to be a woman that’s getting it.

Then the sharks will be caught, loaded into a rocket, and launched into the sun. The sun will then be extinguished, its darkened core placed in another rocket, which will carry it to a black hole.