In the city you kind of assume guns are banned everywhere, though I guess technically they aren’t. I’d love to see more signage by the companies that actively ban guns, especially in Red counties. Sure, most people will roll their eyes and say, “what’s that gonna do?” But the kind of chodes who sling AR-15s over their…

The Japanese will serve you naporitan for breakfast. I felt like a college student again, eating pasta with ketchup and hot dogs.

I’m in Canada, so this admittedly isn’t something I do much, but ever since the movie theatre shooting in Colorado, I’ve become very paranoid in theatres, especially because it’s dark, and there are only so many ways to leave if something happens. Once, a guy walked in late, by himself, with a somewhat large bag, and…

Pretty sure this is more accurate

Please shoot yourself in the face.

“Honestly, the only kind of steak I’ve truly enjoyed, either at a restaurant or at home, are bacon-wrapped filet mignons.”

I roll my eyes at “No guns on premises” signs by entrances; yeah, a little paint on the window, that definitely accomplishes something.

I can’t actually find information about whether or not Walmart still sells firearms. They’ve gone back and forth a few times on the issue, though -- corporate will put out a statement about how responsible they’re being, then quietly they’ll walk back their new policies, rinse and repeat.

The head of the company is a huge Trump supporting Republican though, so no amount of gun violence will get them to commit to anything like that, lest they risk alienating their gun totin’ customer base.

A weird thing about a full tenderloin is that there’s a head with some pretty hefty tendons in it, and a tail that’s too small for steaks. One of the restaurants I worked in would clean out the tendons and use transglutaminase to glue the head back together for steaks, and the tails together to be big enough for…

He’s been an active incestor/molestor since he was a kid, he ain’t getting better and it’s hard to believe that lotttts of people musta turned their heads to ignore the obvious.

I love Bob’s Burgers, there’s something so wonderful about their optimism and upbeat attitude even while saying some pretty hilariously messed-up things, but I’m growing a little tired of the stories splitting the family up so much, I will wait to hear if the movie suffers that issue as well.

Never say never, but they have managed to keep it afloat and improve over time unlike nearly every tv show that has lasted this long.

You don’t. The machine is broken. Hue hue hue.

These are the motherfuckers responsible for this...

First of all, what booze goes best with Dark Chocolate PB cups?

Only if the beer was delivered to the ISS.

So suddenly your $15 meal is $30, and the tip it’s recommending is another $6-$7. The price of the delivery+service+tax+tip alone is nearly the same cost as the food.

It’s like ordering food for delivery. At first, it was just a tip for the driver, then they added a low delivery fee + tip. Now, places in my area charge a delivery fee that’s around $4-$7, a service fee that’s usually around $2, and then a tip. Doordash for instance, bases their default tip options on the overall…

Portland gets this right: eateries in PDX can’t charge more at their airport location than they do at locations outside of the airport.