The writing here! Really, really nicely done. There’re a lot of highlights, but this one is an example: “...we have disinvited her to the proverbial cookout and we have damned her sambo-lian soul to Hell where it rests comfortably underneath Rush Limbaugh’s ample bosom.”

But hey, she’s quite the accomplished racist and homophobe, among her many other similarly shitty traits. Hell, her racism was even heavily covered in Jez. And now she’s making a cooking show and that so needs promotion....

This is a woman who’s only “accomplishment” is being born rich enough that she never needed to acquire any life skills at all. That’s not really something to be proud of, but she seems to think it is.

Dear Candy Cornhole, we apologize for our diabolical plan to import truckloads of people who can’t vote. We apologize for knowing that only citizens can vote. And we apologize for knowing that cheap labor, not democrats, is the one and only reason we have undocumented people. And Candy, we apologize for not swallowing…

I have all three of those kinds of salt at our house—sea salt, kosher, and table salt. I don’t mind using any of them as necessary, and I probably use sea salt most often simply because it’s closest at hand in my kitchen. I use kosher to season meat before grilling/cooking mostly. So yeah, I don’t really care which a…

Dear Candice;

“…we have damned her sambo-lian soul to Hell.”

I spit a cups worth of wine all over my keyboard when I read that line.

the Kanye West of Marjorie Taylor Greenes...perfect!

Only apology you owe her is for going easy on her.

Doesn’t work for baking. (Or sausage, but a lot more people bake.) And it’s tricky for pasta sauces. (Since they’re going onto one of the inherently blandest things in the pantry, a properly seasoned pasta sauce tastes overseasoned.)

“... the Ben Carson of people whose eyes open all the way...”

Candeezy is what we used to call a suck ass. We would now use far more scathing epithets & sophisticated pejoratives. My petty loved “Sambo-lian soul” and especially, “guitar pick-shaped head”. Here’s laughing at you, girl, and don’t try to brang yo triflin tail home when they Jazzy Jeff yo ass. You know good n hell…

The only reason I know this exists is this blog. 

Too many recipes say that without giving a starting point, leaving beginners to guess. 

My salt tip is instead of buying popcorn salt, just put some table salt (or any salt, really) in a mortar and grind it down to a finer popcorn salt consistency. It takes about 10 seconds, and the finer salt gets distributed in and sticks to your popcorn much better.

Even if you read this shit to her sorry ass she still wouldn’t get it. When you are the only black person they, meaning Fox News, drag out to slam other black folks you need to reevaluate your life choices

i promise i tried, but i truly don’t care about this woman enough to persevere through the whole piece. i just dropped by to give you kudos for this line:

your wigs that make Tyler Perry say, “Damn, I wish I thought of that,”

But TikTok users have found yet another way to take a perfectly good food and turn it into bite-sized videos that continue to chip away at our attention spans. How do they do it?