I had no idea in-store Home Depot hot food was a thing.  I have never seen it at any Home Depot.  I have lived in Seattle and the California Bay Area.  Starbucks in a Target store?  Yes.  Hot dogs in Home Depot?  No.  My mind is blown.

No fat + diabetes juice...
No wonder they’re discontinuing it, that thing was probably horrible...

How is “umami” pretentious?

How many times do they have to say “umami” to make you go back into the mirror, though? 

A sandwich can benefit from textural contrast between elements. Consider different textures such juicy, creamy, tender, crunchy, crispy, and chewy.

Tiramisu. It’s really the only cake I still like. Does it even count as a cake?

Now what am I going to do when I want an egg salad sandwich and explosive bowel movements?

People against meat on principle usually don’t want things that imitate meat.

Anything that tries to force me to use Doordash, or any of these other bullshit rent-seeking third-party ‘disruptive’ apps (Uber Eats, GrubHub, Deliveroo) can go fuck itself. These guys are no better than Yelp at attempting to insert themselves between a consumer and people who actually MAKE A PRODUCT and trying to…

Yeah every article I can find just says “order them from participating restaurants” with no list of these restaurants. Will I just have to browse all of the menus in Doordash?

Why assume going in that the readers are already hostile to what you’re going to say

Agreed. And I really like what Levar Burton said, and what you echoed in your post: it’s not “cancel culture”, it’s “consequence culture.” What they’re really mad about is that they can’t get away with it anymore.

Why do you hate women so much?  Do they intimidate you that much?

You really think you’ve got good material here, huh? By all means, keep convincing us you think sexual assault is a joke.

Funny, that’s what I’d say about someone who defends a guy who cheats on his wife and ruins a woman’s career.

Exactly! Nobody remembers when Jonah Hill said a homophobic slur because he almost immediately owned up to it, clearly explained that he was in the wrong, and never did it again. People are willing to forgive you if you make the effort to apologize, own up to your behavior, and correct it. Shouting “cancel culture”…

Are you saying you're pro sexual harassment in the workplace? That's super fun. 

Well you just told us a whole lot about yourself didn’t you

“I let down [the woman whom I sexually harassed]”

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