Impractical and ugly, just like the real thing!

I would love to try driving in India. It’s absolutely bonkers and I’d probably be fed up after 10 minutes but it’s a goal.

Can you not read? It *doesn’t* prevent more serious crime. That’s the whole point of abolishing it. It. Doesn’t. Work. 

Sounds about White.

You forgot the /s.

I can’t wait for the housing bubble to burst. It’s the only way I’ll ever be able to afford to buy anything at all.

Tesla is a scam. Elon is a scam.

It doesn’t matter, though. He stuck a weapon in a guy’s face for no reason and terrorized him.

Here is my shocked face: 🙄

Amazingly, it was ruled that police do NOT have a duty to protect and serve. Yep.

Musk is not a genius, he has never been a genius. He’s an opportunist who’s really good at stealing other peoples’ ideas and labor.

Goldbelly is for people with way too much money. Seriously, Takeout? Paying exorbitant prices for a pimento cheese sandwich? 

LOL, I was confused there for a minute!

“I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so... scared!”

I don’t understand the point of your comment. It sounds like you’re blaming the consumer instead of the proprietor.

I am seriously sick of reading about this bigoted garbage company. Why are you still writing about them?

Oh man, I would absolutely love to have a place like this around. Their vegetarian menu looks fantastic - tacos, chili cheese fries, tostadas... I don’t know why you bothered with that sad veggie burger when they have some actual awesome-looking options. 

LOL

That pineapple casserole sounds amazing, if unhealthy as heck. It brings to mind apple pie topped with cheddar. Fruit+cheese = delicious.

The only use Subway has to me is that I can have them put together a really good cold veggie sub. They have a lot more produce to choose from than my local shops or other chains.