So get a good pizza from non-bigots and put pickles on it?

This site has such a hard-on for Chik-Fil-A.

No.

No one is forcing you to go to Costco. It’s their business, they can do what they want. Losing your mind over a hot dog is a little extra, no?

There is a certain type of person who calls other human beings “NPCs,” and that type of person deserves to be roundly mocked.

Lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!

Close. It comes from “vinho de alho,” which is Portuguese for wine and garlic

She is dumb as hell and ignorant to boot. I rarely say something like this, but really, who the hell does she think she is?

Rather than being on the road, most of them are upside-down in a ditch - their natural habitat.

And god forbid you ever honk at them. Because they are mentally 3 years old, they will slow down to 10mph to spite you for daring to beep at their badass selves.

I never stop being amazed at how ugly and stupid-looking that thing is.

The only exception I make is those, like Tate, who are guilty of rape and other sex-related crimes. So, let him get a taste of his own medicine.

It’s a debatable point, I guess, but imo not all meat is fish, but all fish is meat.

It is so freaking aggravating to show up somewhere and they go, “You’re vegetarian, so you eat fish, right?” NO, FISH IS NOT A VEGETABLE.

I can’t chew gum. It sticks to my crowns. Womp-womp.

Not so sure about that... 

Yep, every comment this guy makes is a “Well, Ackshually” obnoxious turd.

I’m not ignoring them; I’m looking at the prices and waaalking away.

“At Zaxby’s, we are always testing new menu innovations to see what resonates with our fans and creates demand in our restaurants,” Schwing said.

I absolutely hated boiled dinner. Dreaded coming home and smelling that fart smell. The one thing that wasn’t too horrible was that my mom used sausages instead of ham.