The woman who did Siri’s voice just got regular rates for voice work. She didn’t know what the job was for. Then Apple made an absolute shitload of money on it. Of course she got no further compensation.

AI-generated voices give me the heebie-jeebies.

Hey, jackass, you think I didn’t do the same research? I don’t live in luxury, I live in a shitty little 600 sq foot apartment with shared laundry, appliances that haven’t been updated since the early 80s, and paper-thin walls. But if it makes you feel superior to be a jerk, you do you.

I freaking love broccoli and can put away a considerable quantity of it. The Red Robin around here closed, though.

It’s the cheapest rent anywhere near here. *shrug* The market is out of control.

Golf is a wasteful, elitist bullshit “sport” that should be eradicated. All that land, all the pesticides and chemicals, all that water consumption so rich people can walk around hitting a ball.

Nobody believes that fortune cookies are Chinese food. It’s been well-known for decades that they were invented in America.

“It’s snow, isn’t it, Neil.”

We’re only spending 10% on food because we’re spending 60% on rent and another 30% on utilities and gas.

Except now they call them “field greens” and charge $15- for a salad with them.

Yay. Absolutely none of the new items are things I can eat. Way to go, Panera!

Oh man, I’d forgotten about Golden Grahams. I’m a little nauseated just thinking about it.

This is an underrated response.

If you’re not in the South, you can’t get good grits. I didn’t try them until I was like 20.

One time my mother accidentally bought the plain one. Yes, we had to eat it. It was like punishment.

The absolute GALL of this millionaire to tell people to eat cereal for dinner. I hope he gets thrombosed hemorrhoids.

Did you see when they performed it on Mtv Unplugged? Really, really good.

I don’t know if it’s common, but I have dreams like this.

No one asked for this.

That’s what’s even sadder - you can’t use it on booze!