Parts of this type of technology can be adapted to assist disabled people who can’t do these things themselves. That’s why it’s cool. 

Oh, we can afford to house them. But then whatever, oh whatever, would the 400 billionaires do?

Rather than being on the road, most of them are upside-down in a ditch - their natural habitat.

And god forbid you ever honk at them. Because they are mentally 3 years old, they will slow down to 10mph to spite you for daring to beep at their badass selves.

I never stop being amazed at how ugly and stupid-looking that thing is.

The only exception I make is those, like Tate, who are guilty of rape and other sex-related crimes. So, let him get a taste of his own medicine.

It’s a debatable point, I guess, but imo not all meat is fish, but all fish is meat.

It is so freaking aggravating to show up somewhere and they go, “You’re vegetarian, so you eat fish, right?” NO, FISH IS NOT A VEGETABLE.

I can’t chew gum. It sticks to my crowns. Womp-womp.

Not so sure about that... 

Yep, every comment this guy makes is a “Well, Ackshually” obnoxious turd.

I’m not ignoring them; I’m looking at the prices and waaalking away.

“At Zaxby’s, we are always testing new menu innovations to see what resonates with our fans and creates demand in our restaurants,” Schwing said.

I absolutely hated boiled dinner. Dreaded coming home and smelling that fart smell. The one thing that wasn’t too horrible was that my mom used sausages instead of ham.

The woman who did Siri’s voice just got regular rates for voice work. She didn’t know what the job was for. Then Apple made an absolute shitload of money on it. Of course she got no further compensation.

AI-generated voices give me the heebie-jeebies.

Hey, jackass, you think I didn’t do the same research? I don’t live in luxury, I live in a shitty little 600 sq foot apartment with shared laundry, appliances that haven’t been updated since the early 80s, and paper-thin walls. But if it makes you feel superior to be a jerk, you do you.

I freaking love broccoli and can put away a considerable quantity of it. The Red Robin around here closed, though.

It’s the cheapest rent anywhere near here. *shrug* The market is out of control.

Golf is a wasteful, elitist bullshit “sport” that should be eradicated. All that land, all the pesticides and chemicals, all that water consumption so rich people can walk around hitting a ball.