Nobody believes that fortune cookies are Chinese food. It’s been well-known for decades that they were invented in America.

“It’s snow, isn’t it, Neil.”

We’re only spending 10% on food because we’re spending 60% on rent and another 30% on utilities and gas.

Except now they call them “field greens” and charge $15- for a salad with them.

Yay. Absolutely none of the new items are things I can eat. Way to go, Panera!

Oh man, I’d forgotten about Golden Grahams. I’m a little nauseated just thinking about it.

This is an underrated response.

If you’re not in the South, you can’t get good grits. I didn’t try them until I was like 20.

One time my mother accidentally bought the plain one. Yes, we had to eat it. It was like punishment.

The absolute GALL of this millionaire to tell people to eat cereal for dinner. I hope he gets thrombosed hemorrhoids.

Did you see when they performed it on Mtv Unplugged? Really, really good.

I don’t know if it’s common, but I have dreams like this.

No one asked for this.

That’s what’s even sadder - you can’t use it on booze!

God, we ate SO MUCH Cream of Wheat growing up. I can smell it just thinking about it.

He’s being his usual insufferable self.

My area doesn’t have an option anymore. No more taxis, and there’s essentially no public transportation.

Rooibos is wonderful - I got into it during a period when I stopped having caffeine.

Wow, that is considerably better! I haven’t seen this product around, just the regular stuff. I’ll have to look for it, thanks!

But the food is just... ugh. Really unhealthy and overpriced. People clearly love it, though, as the location here is consistently slammed.