You definitely can’t do a Bloomin’ Onion takeout. Once it’s done you have like 10 minutes to eat it before it starts to degrade.

Your Dad married a Japanese woman and won’t eat her food?

Hey, dumbfuck, school lunches were always shit.

I can’t believe it took this long.

We didn’t have a cafeteria at our elementary school. My mom gave us a bagged lunch every day: a sandwich and an apple. No junk food, ever. I was always jealous of the kids with Little Debbie cakes or cookies.

There’s one near me, and it is absolutely slammed from open to close. The area could definitely support another location.

I was babysitting my friend’s preteen son and we went to a candy store and bought this super-intense sour hard candy. We each had one and we were practically screaming, and laughing at the same time. It’s a fun memory.

Those small companies spent a lot of time suing even smaller companies. Soooo

Yeah, and I remember when gas was under 2 bucks and bread cost 50 cents.

People are gross and I could never be a server.

Hibiscus is so astringent, yuck.

Number 3 drives me consistently batshit. It’s DANGEROUS for everyone involved: them, the people behind them, and traffic that’s already on the highway. People who do that shit should have their licenses revoked.

Am even more basic - same as you, except raw onion only please, and swap out the mayo for ketchup (I said what I said). Maybe add some yellow mustard. Dill pickles are a requirement.

Yes, it’s your list, but I’d argue that lettuce choice is important. Romaine gets warm and soggy too fast. Iceburg is the best on a burger, IMO, as it stays crunchy longer.

He was lucky as hell. Those canals can be a few dozen feet deep and gators love ‘em.

I’m not in there that long!

I won’t pay restaurant prices for dried pasta unless there’s no other option. All I can think about is how much cheaper I could make it myself (and make it well, and I make good sauces).

I’ll take photos of food that I’ve cooked and plated up nicely, which I will then share with the recipe. And I have, on occasion, taken a photo of a really beautifully presented restaurant meal. But it’s one photo and then I’m eating. It’s not like some whole photoshoot while the food gets cold.

Yes, I wash my hands before eating. Yes, I clean my phone daily. No, I do not take my phone into the bathroom.

Yeah, don’t do this. Kids want familiar things that they know they like. Just give ‘em some Sour Patch Kids or M&Ms or Reese’s.