“You’re not my supervisor!”

*Old man yells at cloud*

This is why I just get a bottle of water.

I would absolutely not describe cardamom with those flavors...

Mario Lopez is a dipshit rapist who has no right to opine about anything.

Red vines are terrible. Twizzlers FTW. Yes, I will die on this hill.

Water and mold.

Well, it depends. Loss leaders are a thing.

Remember when Starbucks was all about varietals? That was their whole menu. They didn’t do Frapps or any of the ridiculous crap they sell now.

Just nasty. I don’t understand why anyone throws good money at this crap. Go to your butcher and get real ribs! And I say this as a longtime vegetarian. If you’re gonna eat meat, eat good meat!

Why, though? It’s garbage food. You could have actual good ribs for not that much more money, and not be giving money to a horrible company.

Who even eats this shit?

THANK YOU.

My company was called in to do mitigation in one of his restaurants and they stiffed us. Fuck you, Salt Bae. PAY YOUR BILLS. Hack.

Are you feeling OK, Danny?

Good. Bunch of time-and-money wasters. FU, Justin Chimienti. Get a hobby.

I feel like cereal is really a kid thing anymore. Sure, some adults still eat it, but it’s ungodly expensive and there are much more nutritious ways to spend money than on a box of mostly carbs.

I *hated* doing the cookie sales. I was so shy about knocking on doors, and I’m a terrible salesperson. I also hated having to do school fundraisers. So glad those days are long, long over.

Yeah, my concern about this is so low as to be non-existent. Everyfreakingthing is going to kill us.

Please show me who thinks that McD’s makes fresh food on-site so that I can sell them some swampland in Florida.