A deranged Somali immigrant from Minnesota? Looks like Ilhan Omar just found herself a new prison pen pal and potential future husband. 

How can this be?!?!? The left has assured us that MS-13 is just a lie created by Republicans in order to scare the masses. Thankfully, this looks to be a misunderstanding and these people can safely return home because, as we all know, MS-13 just isn’t real. 

Chuck and Nancy are smart enough to realize the freshman cunt brigade are all politically toxic and are keeping them at a distance so as not to be associated too directly with them. 

Look, I’m not saying this cunt is an antisemitic terrorist sympathizing piece of human waste but other antisemitic, terrorist sympathizing pieces of human waste sure do.  

Well we know one of the first “writers” that’s out the fucking door when the layoffs unavoidably hit soon. With talent like this it’s really easy to see how this place pissed away 85 million in the course of 3 years.

Hey Fuckface, how does it feel to be working for a company that lost 85 million in the course of 3 years? You sweating how long those checks for your tired race baiting shtick are going to keep coming in? I suppose I could be wrong but race hustling jagoff isn’t exactly in high demand among a lot of private equity…

She should really do something meaningful with her life like take her clothes off for money. That seems like something more up her alley. Despite her chasm like mouth talking really isn’t her strong point. The whole Mexican Barbie Goes To Congress thing really isn’t working for her.

So does anyone think these people on death row gave their victims a chance to have a last prayer with a spiritual adviser? I’m not going to lose any sleep over this. 

Well seeing what a shit job she did raising that piece of human garbage that was her son I have to say I’m surprised anyone voted for her.

Those “legal” asylum seekers seem to only have a valid asylum claim less than 10% of the time. Furthermore, it seems that once immigrants from the south get across the border they lose interest in doing things the legal way as they tend not to show up for court dates around 90% of the time.

Hey, boy, you are using the wrong picture up there. Let me get you a more fitting one.

The stress and anxiety?!?! What you can do is stop worrying about shit that has next to no chance of happening so long as you obey the fucking law. Last year only 229 black people were killed by police and of those only 17 involved an unarmed victim. 17 out of 37,000,000 is pretty fucking enormous odds, or roughly…

Any small bit of searching will show that this “victim” was subhuman garbage and the police did society a favor by putting him down like the animal he was. Hell, this fool was not too long ago arrested for HUMAN TRAFFICKING. So fuck Willie Horton. They should be applauding these cops for ridding society of this thug.

Why is it that in every interview I see her in she’s just on the verge of busting into full blown meat sweats? Do they lure her to these things with bbq or something? That being said, she must be doing some serious grief eating after crapping the bed in that election because her double chin is really coming into it’s…

Gotta say, it’s not every day that a gorilla in a dress becomes first lady. That’s a hell of a story. 

Gee, it’s almost like they don’t belong here!

What a horrible thing to happen. I just know this fine upstanding citizen was probably on his way to church or getting read to enroll in college. He was probably a family man too. “Family man” of course meaning he had a few illegitimate kids that couldn’t identify him in a line up he has never spent a dime to support.

Maxine Waters look like someone slapped a dollar store wig on a pumpkin that was left out WAY past Halloween. 

Damn, Dax Shepard makes one ugly chick. 

I wonder who the fellow in charge of crafting the fjords was. That’s a thankless job.