Are we sure Sidiri just didn’t surrender when all of a sudden he realized he was French? 

In another shocking finding they determined that when studying heroin addicts 100% of those studied started drinking milk at some point in their lives prior to doing heroin. We must now conclude that heroin addiction and milk are linked.

I can just imagine how deeply hurt all those former slaves who were forced to pick cotton for the white man must be. 

Antwon was a gud boy! He dindu nuffin! 

O’Reilly was tossed because of the lawsuits not because of any loss of advertisers. Tucker will stick around for the same reason as Hannity, neither seems to have the extra baggage that a guy like ol’ Bill brought to the table. The advertisers can be shuffled to other shows and eventually this will all blow over and…