Only on Riverdale could a group of teens, having just solved a murder investigation, bounce from saving the local gothic redhead from drowning in a frozen lake to immediately performing and speaking at the community Jubilee. Superb first season.

Only on Riverdale could a group of teens, having just solved a murder investigation, bounce from saving the local gothic redhead from drowning in a frozen lake to immediately performing and speaking at the community Jubilee. Superb first season.

Meat Tornado 2: Aporkalypse Now

You had me at "meat tornado."

Speaking of Betty's facial expressions, when she and Alice were looking for the intruder in their house, Betty's reaction to Alice brandishing a revolver was priceless.

If ever we needed a webisode of anything, it would be Cheryl Blossom giving an oral history of Thornhill.

Riverdale is so gloriously bonkers. I honestly look forward to this show (and lafergs' reviews) more than any other this spring. Nothing like a good angsty noir teen drama to get you through the end of the week.

I've never seen it (blame it on my being 8 when it premiered), but hot damn, that cast list. Is it good?

Series best acting from Malcolm Goodwin, I'd say. Definitely making the most of the rare Clive-centric episode.

I absolutely love the cult-like decorum of the Blossoms. I mean, what even was that tree-tapping ceremony - a ritualistic arboreal sacrifice to the ginger gods?

Ben…is Glory?

As somber and gear-changing as this episode was, I'm unreasonably excited for Major's forays into brain-induced bizarre characteristics this season.

It cleared the biggest hurdle of not being Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, so that should be enough to make this a box office success.

He's just illiterate enough that he actually thought the button said "I <3 Trumps"

Then he'd really need some acting chops - imagine, Pence having to act like he has sexual attraction to women.

Pence would make a great Mulan. A man playing a woman dressed like a man? Sounds perfect for him, if he doesn't have a stroke or religious freedom conniption about it first.

Border wall requirements:
-swift as the coursing river
-with all the force of a great typhoon
-with all the strength of a raging fire
-mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Alright, Power Bottom Rangers, it's Boner Time!

Well, there was that one episode where RangerOperatorSeriesSilver and I had that flirty 80s-style engineering montage…

The header image is misleading as it's actually from Power Rangers Super Megaforce, the team that could inhabit the legacy powers of previous teams (including non-American canon Japanese-only teams, because stock footage). You can tell by the pirate morphers and the fact that the Yellow Ranger has a skirt, which she…