I mean, did you see that Land Cruiser?! For that price, all you get is an OK-condition Wrangler TJ with a 4.0-liter. The LC is more vehicle for the buck.

The XJ would have been a good choice, but I’d rather keep all those for myself.

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That is a very painful question for me.

Pineapple.

Sure it’s light on horsepower, but it’s got 450 pound-meat of pork.

I thought that that’s what this was a cry for.

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

As an American, it sounds like you guys also have a Florida. My condolences.

I think he deserves a Lovely Lady

I don’t know of anybody who went through as much as you did with a vehicle, David. Your persistence certainly paid off. You deserve to have some fun now.

This is the 1940's version of variable timing.

halfway there you say? sounds like youre already livin on a prayer

a knock knock joke would have been better

Let me guess...turn signal installation station?

I Guarantee it will Moab better than Tracy’s current Jeep.

It’s what I’d picture a bizarro version of David Tracy’s yard would look like if he had too much money and a healthy coke addiction....

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Yeah yeah. But we did hold your beer while you elected Trump. So...