“We are pleased to show you...the new 2023 Ford Mustang!!” /pulls tarp off a panel van.

Um, can I get one restored by Toyota instead?

I’d love to see David and Torch do a “weirdest pile of crap we can find” build video together.

When I discovered there was a gap between my girlfriend’s bed and the wall- when I heard her father coming down the stairs

How you hope the night goes

The Bronco’s been discontinued. We’re trying to shed that whole “fugitive on the run thing.” This is the Escape!

Ah yes, it’s perfectly clear now:

# MADAISNAID (Make America Do As I Say, Not As I Do)

Congratulations Mr Nothingreal. For that I give you... nothing real:

That’s due to him not being able to find 30 different XJs on Craigslist

Is David Tracy Sick? His recommendation isn’t $25,000 worth of Craigslist XJs

I strung a guy on once (I usually try to work in the “I am a meat popsicle” phrase from Fifth Element) and finally just asked him if this really works on people or if he is just hoping its being sold by some old lady. His response was that I would be surprised at how often it worked. He then asked if I wanted in on…

This is the United States of America. We just elected Donald J. Trump as our president. The term “slightest bit of street smarts” does not apply to very many of our citizens.

If you have an SUV or AWD vehicle, understand that the laws of physics are repealed around your vehicle. Drive as fast as you want - hell, drive faster than you want. You will still be able to stop, turn, and avoid obstacles just as well as when the road surface is bone dry. These are undeniable facts.

An M1 Abrams tank.

Some good Christian music, like Lamb of God

But what about all the marks on your arms? So distracting.

Replace your bolts with hemis.