Hmm … now I’m wondering if I pulled a total faux pas.

A few weeks ago, Apple gave me a replacement iPhoneX after the battery suddenly puffed up overnight, popping the center of the screen out.

These comments aren’t hyperbole. I hadn’t seen anything that made me feel like episode 8 did since 1968, when I first saw 2001 at the Seattle Cinerama.

I don’t want to be a tool, but there’s no apostrophe in “its” when it’s possessive – just when it’s a contraction of “it is.”

Like many of our culturally refined brethren on the eastern side of the Great Pond, I am a hard-core connoisseur of all things Mayo.

I think you’re missing what’s actually happening here … it’s Thanksgiving dinner, right?

If, in fact, you are to die on this hill … then I will be at your side.

There’s a fun Gus among us.

Um… while I can’t begin to disagree with your sentiment as written, I believe the word you’re going for is censured, not “censored.”

That makes me so happy! My description really doesn’t give a clue as to how strange and interesting it actually is… and the examples I gave are, in truth, not remotely similar. It’s entirely its own animal.

Thanks for this fantastic list; I’m a compulsive, ever-thirsty reader, but most of these books had managed to slip my notice. No longer!

Oh, really? I know when I’m being trolled.

If no one’s beaten me to it…

For some reason, I immediately thought of Mitch McConnell.

Since we’re on the subject, it’s worth mentioning that Chateau Ste. Michelle’s Brut is an excellent sparkling wine, at a bargain-basement price.

I have nothing remotely sarcastic or joking to say at all.

This makes me happy, too. They’re each lucky to have found the other, and both deserve the best.

I wrote to Socks the Cat and got a card back from the White House, signed with a paw print.

An excellent strategy.

I too have a taste for Champagne, and a budget that can’t keep up.