I spent yesterday at my desk, streaming the entire session. I feel like I got hit by a dump truck.

If you had purchased a superior calculator – like TapBot’s CalcBot.

So… does this mean Cardi B is a Lumpy Face Princess?

Here’s one – “Powder your own damn nose, for a change.”

I can predict – with absolute and utter certainty – that at some climactic point in the movie, a vengeful Nels will be seen using his snowplow to bury and smother the drug lord under a ridiculously vast quantity of the titular illegal Hard Powder.

Yes, the best little girl.

My beloved rescue kitty Milla (MEEEEE-la) knows exactly who she is.

I recently scored a 2001 Merc E320 for $1,000 – and it’s in great shape! So I think I can afford a new paint job. Here’s what I have in mind:

This is true. Still, this map reminds us that it’s a relatively small swath of people having that effect, and not the near-solid red nation T**** would have us believe with the propaganda map he has posted throughout the White House. (Yup, he’s got a bunch of them to remind everyone of His Glorious Victory. The…

In these times of despair, this map helps me. Remember that – contrary to what T**** wants you to believe – all those states in the wide open center of the country aren’t red – they’re actually essentially empty. (The colors depict the 2016 election.)

“Meeeeed-niiiight…
and the kitties are sleeeeee–piiing…”

spell “intricate” properly

I know this is very much beside the point, but when I saw the lead photo, I forgot to breathe for a moment.

I beg to differ! Gruntled is perfectly usable all on its own; just click the link.

I read it the day it was released, and enjoyed it immensely. I didn’t want it to end.

I’m a long-time Rhode Island voter, and I know, I know… I was in a lot of pain during the Presidential debates. He did himself no favors.

Your point is well taken. I think the “ugly” in the headline was ill-considered, and I over-responded in kind. Mea culpa.

There’s such pure beauty to the logic behind this, it’s almost like like Catch-22. Except this time, justice wins.

Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

These two individuals are just glorious. Truly.