This is not, in fact, the evil laugh… but instead the well-earned Chortle of Godly Vengeance, as we boldly smite the heathen wrongdoers with the ringing, vorpal blade of our terrible swift sword.

Good grief… Nicole’s an Aussie! Reese would be cut, just like that. No question.

I don’t know what the fuss is about; she’s clearly just marking her territory.

The problem here (well, just the physical part) is that – similar to the way a cock ring “works” – the blood can circulate outward, but can’t make its way back.

Thanks for illuminating some things I wasn’t clear about.

Good question, Mr. (or Ms.) Mustache. I’ll address two issues…

Believe me, I’m not disagreeing with you. I’m still facing what I realize is my own hypocrisy on this one. And yes… Bill Maher is a pretty good example.

I feel like mentioning something… because I’m a Star Trek true believer, I’ve subscribed to CBS All Access (at least for now) just to watch Discovery. I even paid a few dollars extra to get the “commercial free” version.

The only dog I had going into the Emmys hunt was San Junipero… and I was soooo happy to see it recognized. It really brought me transcendent joy the first time I watched it.

I understand your reaction; it’s something I’ve been dealing with myself.

Wow – you guys are one tough crowd! No prisoners taken.

What a job that would be: Keeper of Her Majesty’s Royal Potty Shield.

If Grace Kelly and Jackie Kennedy managed to use the toilet, so can you.

Excuse me; I’m going to vomit now.

I can’t help thinking… shouldn’t those signs say “Stop the Oxycontin, and legalize the pharmaceutically standardized and pure heroin?”

As a child of the ’70s, it does my heart good to see psychedelics being studied seriously at last. There are many people who could benefit greatly.

You may eviscerate everyone involved in this project except Gina; I will extol her virtues with my last breath.

Damn – seriously, do you mind if I use this? It’s the best rationalization I’ve ever found for the perpetually dismal state of my social life. This is great.

Man, I’m so old… you had me all confused. I thought you were talking about this guy!

Absolutely. At first, I thought it was odd to start the finale off with what seemed to be a cheap one-liner… but it turned out to be a deliberate statement of intention for the end.