Ask a soccer player.

Always lowlight truthers.

There was an old Rolling Stone article where the lead singer talked about how cool it would be that their bassist would be 40 when they were eligible for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. I wonder how long before the bird is eligible for induction.

Those birds are my god damned heroes.

He clearly demanded accuracy in the design, which explains why it appears to be moving in the wrong direction.

Auto Painter: Whadja have in mind?

Rex Ryan is going to be a Buffalo legend by Week 6.

All it's missing is the giant 0 x 4 decal on the fender.

remember when the brady bunch's cousin oliver came and spent a season living with them and no one knew why??? oliver : brady bunch :: ed sheeran : world

Holy Shit, he's Ma Gorg.

He looks like one of the humanoid monsters from Fraggle Rock.

Hey, you know those people who really like plain cheese pizza? They also listen to music.

In a strange coincidence, both judge David Doty and arbitrator Harold Henderson are graduates of Alliteration State.

"Honorably?"

Now now, Billy. Everyone knows that Germans are historically renowned for their sympathy and kindness.

Of course they forgave him for his indiscretion. I mean, it's not like he's Greek.

This, for one:

Can't imagine Samer taking a heel turn.