And while you're at it Ross, would you carry a boom mic with you for better audio? And maybe some Batman style effects in post? BWRAAAP! We're bustin' our ass on this side of the internet Ross, try to pull your weight.

That's happened, in the south.

That tilt was pretty unreal, Ross.

420 sounds high.

Being a professional tomato can pays?

420 fights?

"Rip out your eyeballs and disconnect your brain, because First Take is coming up next!"

"who loves Minnesota and expressed fierce loyalty to the city even after he was traded to Boston" Which city?

This is a huge surprise. Thaddeus Young is still in the NBA?

Pat Riley gets Dragic. Miami is not going to be bad.

The lights will probably be dimmed when Charles Barkley passes. Mainly because they won't be able to pay the electric bill.

Dr Dre. has already been to Burning Man. He wrote a letter to his girlfriend from there:

Please write more like this never.

My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.)

named "TrekRider", lol

So, essentially, teenagers are still assholes.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

What happened to the surfer dude's face?

The way it jumps around...I'm not sure Amare could have written this.

Stoudemire was later admitted to a local hospital with a broken meter.