This is the weirdest thing this blog has posted so far, and I love it.

Yeezus Christ.

He's also inexplicably a regular guest of Dan Patrick, and even worse on radio if that's possible.

Dear Baltimore,

A true loss, she was a pioneer for female sports reporters. Her hard work paved the way for Lesley Visser, Hannah Storm, and Bill Simmons.

She was a trailblazer. Her job was made even tougher by covering an expansion team in a country not exactly known for its love of baseball - half her job was educating her readers to a sport many were not yet acquainted with. That's a tough task and she did it well.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

If they dont go there, their not technically losing money. they just wouldn't earn additional money from going there. its like if I don't go to the store to buy milk, I'm not losing milk. I just don't have milk

People in Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dahbi do.

[Something is wrong here.]

"THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR HIRING SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH THE KID BEFORE THE COMBINE!!"

The Browns understand the potential consequences of exploiting this loophole, but a high-ranking team executive said that, "it's worth taking a shot".

I also legit brought my dog on stage, and sent him into the crowd to be my buffer.

This is how dump a friend, Drew

Curious: What kind of drug prompts the thought of doing this? And is it the same that inspired "Too Many Cooks"?

Chuck Norris joke. Not a particularly well-executed one, but in this brave new world of internet commenting, doing something first can be more important than doing it well.

quickest way to get rid of a friend is to loan him money.

HOLY SHIT I'M BEING DUMPED

Does this illustration depict a friend you've dropped and can no longer give daps to, or is that supposed to be the ghostly fist of Ol' Honest Abe as he jacks it in solidarity?