The drinking assures I don't "let" anyone win.

Terrell Suggs tried to sell his tickets at face value which made the price plummet.

I can't wait until the Redskins make the superbowl. As it will indeed be interesting to see how many players sell their procured allotment of game tickets, to secondary and tertiary market representatives in hopes of turning over a profit, or worst case scenario - breaking even.
And then in some cases demanding the…

it sure as hell sucked for the poor Nuggets

I've only had one girlfriend (out of 5 serious ones) who was really into it. It was awesome. I think the prep work that needs to be done, both by the fucker and the fuckee, can't be stressed enough. In my experience, it was never a spur of the moment thing like when a porn star just says, "I want you to fuck my ass,"…

I like how half this post is still dedicated to cleanliness. You can take the poop-smeared wang out of the Clean Person, but you can't take the Clean Person out of the poop-smeared wang. (Or something.)

I just vomited.

So he beat the charges too. Bastard.

"When he loosened his grip slightly, I said, 'Just do it. Kill me.'"

"I don't have hops? Fine! Then nobody has hops!"

I like the photographer rolling away like the beer is lava.

Sad when the news chopper was later shot down. RIP Brian Williams

Did he find a jumper during his absence?

ur mom

Blount rushed 30 times for 148 yards and three touchdowns in the AFC championship game.

If Peter really wanted to get on Sharper's good side, he'd have numbered his tweets starting at 10, then counted backward slowly.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

I heard they're getting a Davidians too. It's not not a flagship store, just a branch.

Liar, liar, compound on fire.