No shoes, no shirt, no fiesta

Luckily for Mr. Sapp, the Maricopa County sheriff isn't a batshit crazy publicity whore and totally will not use high profile arrests to increase his media visibility......

Seahawks fans were quoted as saying this was the biggest loss in the franchises' 10 year history.

The real Johnny Football

a baseball-style brawl at best

I'll be in my bunk

I recommend that any person who does analysis or predictions in the media (politics, sports, Hollywood rumors, whatever) should have a permanent tally of what they got right or wrong. This should be displayed by their name any time they make an appearance or are referenced. Once they fall below 50%, they are labeled…

Players shall sit out the first half of the season opener.

Jesus that's disturbing.

This is really serious news and quite shocking. Who made Jagr a Count?

Jagr said that this reminded him of the whole smallpox epidemic from earlier in his career.

Im kind of in the same boat. What my understanding is they don't like how it ends? Correct me if I am wrong but WWE is fiction. If you got to a movie and you don't like the ending you don't get to ask for a refund. Not sure what all this is about.

He looked like he'd already been with Leather.

Goodell: Well, see, what you have to understand is that Marshawn grabbing his junk during the game doesn't make the NFL or its owners any money, whereas selling pictures of him doing so does. So, what I'm saying is, I'm a shameless whore.

Palin/Evans '16

Shit happens when you party in what looks like a mall food court, apparently.

"The shirtless guy was named Pan, and he is not jerking off."

That's a Labyrinthine way to tell us what he's not doing with his Peter, Leslie.

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Matt Stafford spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Matt Stafford." Then he walked away.

I like the part with the dancing.