At 1:25, a mothafuckin' blue team Russki just gets laid the bitch out.

Favre: Where'd you shave?

Today is the 11th anniversary of Champ Bailey heading west for Clinton Portis!

"Alonso, who played at Oregon, solves some linebacker issues for Philadelphia, assuming the 2013 Defensive Rookie of the Year will be fine after last August's ACL tear."

Harvard by way of Notre Dame?

Pete Carroll: Meh... Pass.

Even though English is my second language and I am a humble immigrant, I think "cum stained" should be "cum-stained", yes?

"Sounds like somebody needs a good cunt punt."

So, the alleged "Party People" of Harvard throw 6-7 of them a year? I am on Tyler's side. Also, a glib nickname like TenMan? These guys suck.

By the time the email author runs for president, he'll be as natural as Mitt Romney around us reg'lar folk.

One Harvard bro telling another Harvard bro to "check your damn privilege." Truly, we are living in the End Times.

When I was in college, if I had the free time to write a 1,700 word email to a fellow resident I would have opted to NOT even respond and get high instead because getting high at 1 in the afternoon was probably my favorite thing about college. The fuck is wrong with these idiots...

Ivy leaguers call each other "entitled" is such a hoot.

Reminds me of a joke I like telling Harvard students when I'm near campus:

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

The Dress was blue.

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

I think Flores will be able to sleep tonight. NBA players ranked in order of scariness to have on your case: