That used car dealership of sports analogy was good up and until you followed it up with things about meat, shit and "literally" fucking guys careers away... You're all over the fucking place, Bro Rogan.

Adrian Peterson is allowed to play "Daddy" once a month...

That really is a spot on observation. That Jordy drop (coupled with Mario's huge play) basically sealed the loss for the Packers.

It's amazing that a billion dollar corporation can have some of the most ridiculous and unprofessional human resources gaffes that the NFL has had... They act like some amateurish start up with a bunch of dipshit bros running the show. Why the hell is Troy Vincent speaking directly to Adrian Peterson in the first…

+1

I've yet to meet a man/woman who has the ability to control ones sweat...

I prefer "Legatron".

Sir, if I could give you my first born, I would. A simple star doesn't seem appropriate.

How very Twins of them.

$89 "woodland garland" is William Sonoma's Donkey Sauce.

This is the Walter Mitty of finalists lists.

Art Briles' dignity has been put to sleep. Dear god, R.I.P.

Apparently mah bacon ain't the only thing sizzling this morning...

Yeah...

I once told all my buddies that Kirk Cousins would be the next Tom Brady. :(

Many fish caught. Well done.

Virgin is has down the best airline I have ever flown on. Great team, top to bottom. If you've never had the opportunity to fly Virgin, do so... Treat yourself to the "main cabin select" fare for an additional $60 and fly like a king or queen. Best experience I've ever had and unlike all the others, I actually look…

Oh shut up, it's funny because it's true.

They should stick to that "cookie challenge" thing.

This is truly bittersweet for me... He looks like my 75 year old nana before she passed away... Facial scruff and all.