Flipnosis. : /

first of all, how much do they weigh...

This was one of the most uncomfortable and unenjoyable movies I've ever sat through in my life. It's slow and deliberate pace was awful. The three main characters were just these hollow and vacant people with Mark Ruffalos character rising above the other two, barely.

I think one of those individuals was David Kahn who selected Jonny Flynn instead of Steph Curry.

when I was a kid growing up in Boston they called it "Tonic" in that grating east coast accent... "You waaaana friggen tawnik or whaa!?"

LOL!

my buddy and I were out in Scottsdale one night for carousing and what not, after the bar binge we hit up a pizza joint... As we walked in he offered up the following question: what do you want? My answer: all of it... He replied with: you want all the pizza?! I replied, yes, I want all the pizza... Luckily he only…

"so he didn't recognize it was Pete again."

Yay!

bear down

I don't know what this means but I starred it because I like Schmidts' face and hat in that pic.

I have never in my 30+ years of life met a single Seahawks fan. Not one.

Q: When should a psychiatrist refuse to treat a patient?

what about "piano" and getting hit by car!?

totes ownage. Fuck that guy and his stupid ass twitter handle. He's lucky he didn't get punched in his dumb face.

Is Nebraska officially Minnesota's bitch or does Minnesota have to beat them 3 years in a row for that to be the case?

Heading into the Ohio St. Game I assumed the Gophers would lose all three of their final games. They (sort of) battled Ohio St and then punked Bo Pelini for the second straight season... We have the Victory Bell (whatever that is), Floyd and the Little Brown Jug sitting on a folding table... We're one AX away from the…

Ski U Mah!

I fucking hate him.

I'm a life long Gopher and I cannot believe that teams are using a win against us as a measuring stick...