“let me subtly hate on this thing in obviously obtuse ways so I can generate a clickbait title"  is also appropes

“i can’t believe this $9 smoke alarm doesn’t put out fires”

Dear io9,

“Across the bay”, while technically correct, doesn’t really convey the distance.

They are fighting a war that has legitimately been going on in some form or another for around 2000 years.

Not really.”Commissioned officers cannot receive bad conduct discharges or a dishonorable discharge, nor can they be reduced in rank by a court-martial. If an officer is dischargedby a general court-martial, they receive a Dismissal notice which is the same as a dishonorable discharge”.- the militarywallet.com

They’re an officer, and I gotta say... you rarely have any officer get much more than a forced, but Honorable Discharge.

I’m personally curious about mass evacuation efforts and how government officials plan on pulling that off in an orderly and safe manner.

Apparently the energy drinks also made him invisible. That is some Fantastic Four level energy drinks. 

Just another reason to make one Dakota, give Puerto Rico statehood, and not have to change the flags.

Katla is a monster - granted.

Ay yo, you having a bad day or something? This is some of the best news besides a solution for fusion power.

“At the very least, PRAM a pretty, um, weird thing to spend resources on, even for an agency with the largest budget in the government.”

Thor personally knows Darcy. You don’t think he didn’t drunkenly relay to her everything that happened?

No, it’s good planning, engineering, and testing that made sure that things didn’t end up worse. Don’t trivialize the hard work of thousands of people by attributing this to the supernatural.

Has Texas tried shooting at the weather?

Wimbledon
A Knight’s Tale
Master And Commander
Davinci Code

anti-semitic, anti-BLM, anti-mask. she said Alderaan things.

Be sure to check out the Cameo someone bought with Ice-T doing exactly that (1:15 or so):

And Tutuola still needs to have furries explained to him, despite having worked in SVU for 20 years.

I feel sorry for whoever was in that helicopter that crashed during the epilogue to Infinity War — they would have blipped back into existence at whatever altitude they were at 5 years prior, only with no helicopter around them.