I know who Rudy is, and I’ll still cross the street to avoid him.

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

Yeah, but if they had run the ball we may have missed out on this hilarious interaction:

With few exceptions, every Mahomes game should be 5 Throwgasms.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

The most concerning thing is that it looks like Toyota is losing market share to Ford.

IT’S A TRAP!

I will remember Eli for four things:

He is both.

Tulsi busted out “Saudi Arabia’s bitch” today.

I’m sorry. Are you suggesting that a steady diet of McDonalds and PF Chang’s isn’t the ticket to good gastrointestinal health?

He may be getting owned by constituents everywhere he goes, but Johnson is still undefeated in the barber’s chair ...

“My schadenboner can only get SO erect?”

Is there a word that combines schadenfreude with the feeling like Krieger when he heard of a cyborg deathmatch?

best cheap beer: Corona

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It’s cute the way you think there will be a 2060.

On behalf of everyone that Trump is fucking over on a daily basis, yeah. It’s bad. Your entertainment is not a factor here.

My co-worker likes the term "forced birth". 

I give you Brexit personified: