First and foremost. I love the evolution of this thread. Secondly, thank you to all the commenters that have reinforced my decision to never have kids and never get married. Truly appreciated.

...three North Korean intercontinental ballistic missiles headed to Los Angeles, Chicago, and Ohio.

Born and raised white Chicagoan here. FUCK this murderer. I was watching the sentence hearing on CBS live and I couldn’t believe what the hell I was seeing. Apparently, per the legal expert that the news had on said in this state he only has to serve 50% of the sentence with good conduct. This SOB is only going to get…

Gotcha, I would give what Diane said a go. I'm afraid I don't really have any suggestions otherwise. I hope you find a solution and get to dive soon!

No worries. Much like this article describes, seeing the beauty that 3/4 of what this space rock we have has to offer is important to share.

RE: That Crocodile picture.

“...but instead with Nick Fury and Maria Hill.“

Um, absolutely nothing about that shows that it is Maria Hill. That looked a hell of a lot more like Carol Danvers from the back which would make more sense for the next phase.

The transantarctic mountains.

Hi! I’m in the Navy, luckily getting paid unlike the Coasties right now. You incompetent fucks know that the dumbass wall stops at the surf right? You’re seeing North African refugees cross the Med and making it. You think a fucking B.C.E. invention will mean a thing? I’m drunk and genuinely excited for the…

::Ring Ring:

Godamn, how bad does it sting when your hot take fails this badly? Ouch.

Much like the promise, we all know they would be pulling it from Uranus.

Gout. Gout is the worst pain and I shall accept no alternatives.

Hell, we still use F-5 Tigers as red air for training purposes.

A newly created category of six Hurricane slamming straight into D.C. I'll bring the popcorn.

Ok, I’ll be the cold calculating bastard.

Man, AMC is really going out of its way to promote this new Whisperer storyline on Walking Dead.

Crotchfruit. Thank you for this. I’ve been using “fucktrophies” for far too long.

Chris, you really need to do an update to this article.

Sure, as soon as we get rid of the wet blankets.