First and foremost. I love the evolution of this thread. Secondly, thank you to all the commenters that have reinforced my decision to never have kids and never get married. Truly appreciated.

Born and raised white Chicagoan here. FUCK this murderer. I was watching the sentence hearing on CBS live and I couldn’t believe what the hell I was seeing. Apparently, per the legal expert that the news had on said in this state he only has to serve 50% of the sentence with good conduct. This SOB is only going to get…

Godamn, how bad does it sting when your hot take fails this badly? Ouch.

Hell, we still use F-5 Tigers as red air for training purposes.

A newly created category of six Hurricane slamming straight into D.C. I'll bring the popcorn.

Crotchfruit. Thank you for this. I’ve been using “fucktrophies” for far too long.

Chris, you really need to do an update to this article.

Sure, as soon as we get rid of the wet blankets.

As a Bears fan. I’ll have whatever you’re smoking. Your division was the joke of the league this season. The Snyderskins almost overtook you. Enjoy one extra day this year of watching your team "play".

Well, we’re just going to disagree on that I guess. I’m sure that there are some civilian idiots that work at this facility who think they are a part of “the fight” but, they in no way, shape, or form are covered by the Geneva Conventions. Lock their asses up for hurting kids.

Fuck the people that did this to kids with a rusty chainsaw, but we don’t bring them up on war crimes charges because this isn’t a war, no matter what President Von Fuckstick says. Moreover, these are civilians not military personnel doing this. I know it’s comforting and convenient to be hyperbolic on the internet (I…

“You’re gonna hear a lot about Notre Dame over the next month or so, particularly from media types like Tony Kornheiser who have spent the past 20 years holding back a collective tidal wave of jism...”

Oh, Chip has his secrets. Believe you me.

That had to hurt like hell right? Falconers wear those thick leather gloves for a reason. I’d be worried that those talons would puncture an artery.

No spoilers, (I don’t know why since this stupid article spoiled everything already you twit) but just a tip. At the end of the movie it lets you look at all the decisions you didn’t make if you choose. I highly suggest that you don’t do that and instead just play the movie again. If you can make all the decisions to…

Hi Donald!

We’ll see what our rungame can do. After that Rams game I'm confident in our ability to go up against anyone. (I fully admit that we need a new kicker because that is our weakest link by far) As far as Drew goes I’m concerned that we will beat the Vikes on Sunday knocking them out of playoff contention and Drew will…

The Bears are going to demolish the Saints.

Hey, chucklefuck. I hope you enjoy the warm radiating heat from the nuke blast in NYC because he is no longer in charge of our Imperial forces. Now we will probably get John “I never met a Country I didn’t want to invade” Bolton as SECDEF.