Um. Not making shit up. You have a good day there champ.

So, just a fun (terrible) constitutional fact for those that don’t know. Supreme Court justices do not have to be professional lawyers or judges to be seated on the court. So, these SOB’s would probably seat him anyway even if he was disbarred by the ABA.

Bravo, calling out a writer with an opinion that has no control over how his employer promotes their companies content. You're a real sharp knife.

“The luckiest among us will remember it as an event that reached its conclusion while they were fast asleep.”

All Hail the Great Leader!

Respectful request for an exception. Titty Bar > Strip Club. It just makes them sound more fun then they actually are.

Ok, good. So not Armed Forces.

Obligatory.

Exactly, did you see how that impact made the bench warp and pop up? If that Packer player wasn't there he could have been seriously injured getting his arm wedged in that bench.

Speaking as a Bears fan. That call was pure unadulterated bullshit. If it really is about not using all your weight for the tackle then he shouldn’t have been called for it last week. He broke his fall going to the ground with his left arm.  This rule literally wants people to battle if not break the laws of physics. 

In Battlefield 1 whenever I'm driving the Dreadnought ship I always use the ship horn to do the Jaws theme song. This is far. Far. Cooler and I feel kind of lame now.

Wait. I’ve seen this guy somewhere before, where was it? Oh yeah!

Cable wore it better.

A fun story to research with your deadspin bretheren is back in ‘06 or ‘07 a wild mountain lion found its way into Chicago and had to be shot dead by the CPD about a block or two away from Wrigley Field. I always look at that as a relative positive for certain apex predators expansion back to their historic territory…

You probably know French Ontarian. No American will listen to your opinion.

Promise?

One more mountain collapse killing their remaining nuclear scientists should finally bring peace to the peninsula.

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President Obama when he signed the law in 2016 requiring FEMA to create the system.

First time that I’m not using this ironically.