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The thing is Trump is currently doing exactly what Russia wanted. Not actively; they just want disruption and to shake our faith in the democratic process at the core of the American Experiment.

/panties drop

No no no, that girl was gross.

Can we really trust Tim Murphy? I heard he sleeps with people’s prom dates.

They’re all flight risks, and we let them get on a place and flee the country?

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

They will now spend 14 hours locked in a steel tube, thousands of feet above the ground, with a man not exactly known for gracefully handling bad news.

The world is just one big sick joke. Laughter is the only response. I’m Sam Neill at the end of In the Mouth of Madness at this point. I’m not even angry, I just want to join George Carlin on a deck chair and enjoy my front row seat to the freakshow.

Live look at Mike Pence in front of a mirror

It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.

Oh god. The instant I see the word “cuck” coming from anyone mouths or finger tips that is almost always a clear indicator that they’re a sad little loser.

As someone who grew up in a combination Jewish/Catholic mixed guilt household, all I have to say is:

This just proves that is the worst possible response.

No no, it’s Phil Donahue.

Meanwhile all the rest of us be like

Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!

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Nobody cares. This orange nincompoop could slowly strangle a puppy on live TV and these party-before-country shitbags would command his efforts to keep the animal population under control. At the same time, the Dems would also do nothing, afraid of how siding with a dog would look to the cat lobby.

I stand unless the car is at least 50-70% empty (and even then, I’m inclined to stand. I just don’t physically need the seat, and there is virtually no one against whom I’d win the “who needs this seat more?” game, whether due to age, health, pregnancy, taxing work, etc. So it’s just easier to not occupy a seat rather…