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Thug.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

I'd wager that they'll be gone in 2-3 months (save maybe 1-2 thousand). The reality of the game will likely not live up to their expectations.

As quick as we all are to blame the parents, who here saw porn at 13? Can we go after your parents with pitchforks?

There's a chance, right?

Dude, have you smelled fear before? It's like the most beautiful person you've ever seen offering you sex and your favorite food so long as you end that person cowering over there.

this game looks like it's on the bleating edge of modern gaming technology.

Why that's just, groatesque

You mean that guy from that place told you?

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Your outer adult should know better.

Weird, my mother always used to tell me "Droogie_Houser will only make you cry," and I never knew what she meant until just now.

This guy.

I wonder how many among us know that couch.

Yeah something that's small, fast, and more than willing to rend you apart with it's teeth or claws. It attacked his dog. He's lucky it wasn't rabid. A spinning trip down a flight of stairs sounds like a valid response.

First of all can you maybe structure this post in a way it makes sense? Are you implying that Kevin Rose throwing the raccoon that was attacking his dog didn't happen? Is the video CGI or did he pay off a raccoon and small dog to act out the fight scene? Or do you think he overreacted and should have let the dog and…

It's funny. The only people who seem to genuinely care about PC gaming being better than console gaming...are the PC gamers. Developers don't give a shit who wins, console gamers don't give a shit. Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft don't give a shit. Just PC gamers.

Every time someone mentions console gaming, there's…

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