He’s getting fatter.

If bird shit can get in, Andy Dufresne can get out.

Definitely not the ones with rocket launchers.

Regarding the raccoons: you have to haze them. Yelling only works for a while. Thrown rocks never fail. This is advice I got from Fish and Wildlife.

And on top of all your trouble the S10+ is objectively better.

if they can cram in a badly de-aged cgi Wolverine count me in!

Beware the Ides of March, mother fucker.

Wasn’t he 6'1" just a year ago? So he’s growing?

I’m sure someone has articulated it better already, but threatening Joe Rogan is rich. He would pull AJ’s head off.

This is the correct answer.

Oilers by 3

Somehow this supports the Wall. 

When television stops working, then he’ll act.

This AND telling me which Harry Potter character I am? Buzzfeed is truly a renaissance website.

You had cancer? I’m happy you are better.

It gets worse. She had a notorious habit of responding to commenters with “Well when YOU have a degree in journalism from Columbia (I think it was Columbia) then you can have an opinion.”

I don’t think they’re saying “look.”

Bye, mahfucka.

BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!

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